I’m having lunch with two 3rd-grade girls.
One farts.
The other looks at me and then the other girl and says, “Oh my gosh! I would
be so embarrassed to fart in front of someone like that. Wouldn’t you, Ashley?”
I smile and make a casual, this-is-life kind of face and say, “Farting is something that we all do.”
“Do you still fart?”
“Yep, I still fart. Adults fart just like children.”
“Oh, I didn’t realize you were an adult. I thought you were a teenager.”